Or, How I Almost Spewed Fish and Chips All Over The Royal Mile. But more on that later...
Yes, it's official -- I've taken my first European trip via plane! I'm feeling like a proper study abroad student now. Let the collection of boarding passes grow! And what better trip to start it all off than Edinburgh?
On Thursday after my internship I met up with my flatmates and we caught a bus to Bristol Airport, about an hour away. Toward the end of the journey we were chatted up by a kind but scatterbrained Scottish man living in Bristol who kept dropping his iPad and forgetting things on his seat. He made sure to stress that if we wanted to see the authentic side of Scotland we should go to his hometown of Glasgow, not the tourist hub of Edinburgh. A reassuring way to start the journey.
Getting through security was more of an event at the tiny Bristol airport than at BWI -- a guard took my whole tube of toothpaste plus my travel sized contact solution (which I'm almost 100% sure would have been fine as a carry on, because my friend Amanda got to keep hers that was identical). Luckily everything after that was uneventful and within a few hours we landed in Edinburgh. Flights that take you to other countries in under an hour will never cease to amaze me.
After a small mix-up in which we missed our bus stop, we made our way to the West End Hostel where we met up with the other three girls in our group. Sleeping that night was glorious since I'd woken up early for my internship and had a full day of work and travel. Then again, I can sleep almost anywhere. Give me a semi-flat surface and I'm happy as a clam.
The next day we rose bright and early and opted to save money by eating breakfast at the hostel. (Note for future travelers:
£2 continental breakfast means all-you-can-eat toast, cereal, and hot tea. Underwhelming but it gets the job done.) Then we headed off to Edinburgh Castle. We were teased with views of it all the way up. It looms over the whole city.
We were rewarded with beautiful views at the top. Here's a picture of our group in front of the castle:
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Hadley, Allison, Melanie, Megan, Amanda, and Cae, who's studying in London |
We went inside and did a self-guided tour of the various mini-museums that make up the castle. But my favorite thing by far was the views from inside the castle grounds.
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Can't beat this view. |
After our jaunt through the castle and gift shop (which included being charmed into some surprisingly smooth whiskey samples by a nice Scottish guy...at 11 am...) we decided it was time to find some lunch. And of course, we weren't going to settle for anything less than the one, the only...
That's right folks. I had lunch in the very same cafe where J.K. Rowling penned the first Harry Potter book. Well, parts of it at least. Here is a picture of me cheesing hard in front of it:
The food was delicious too. I had a mango, brie, and bacon sandwich that was divine. Before leaving we all passed around a pen so we could leave messages in the bathrooms. I thought the bathroom was the coolest part of the whole place. Every single inch of it is covered in messages and quotes that were a delight to read. I could have stayed in there all day, but it's still a bathroom and I didn't want to be that weirdo. Of course, I left my own message in the hopes that Joanne herself will stroll in and find it. One never knows.
After lunch we went back to the Royal Mile, hitting shops and taking in the sights on our way down to the bottom. We also stopped to sign up for a ghost tour that we'd take later that night. At the bottom we saw Holyrood Palace, the royal family's palace in Scotland. The royals follow me everywhere, I'm tellin' you, it's like they
want me to join their family already...
Of course, one can't go down a road without hiking all. The way. Back. Up. All in all it probably took us the better part of 30 minutes to get back to our hostel to take a break. And by that point, we were ready for a break. At least I was, considering I was the first person to pass out for an hour nap. Allison, ever the planner, opted to stay awake and plan our next moves, so when we woke up all we had to do was get ready and follow her to dinner.
Dinner was at a pub where I was too afraid to order haggis but hungry enough to order -- you guessed it -- fish and chips. I just can't quit the stuff. Even though we had plenty of time before our ghost tour, we managed to lose track of time near the end and realized we only had about 10 minutes to pay and take the hike back to the Royal Mile to get there by the time we needed to meet.
Have you ever speed walked up a steep incline after a full fish and chips meal?
I don't recommend it.
By the time we got to the meeting place I was really regretting the last few chips I'd eaten. But we made it -- with about five minutes to spare before the tour began.
Our guides were a very entertaining, very theatrical pair called Niall and Apolline (I challenge you to come up with better names than those). The first half of the tour took place above ground where we were led around some of Edinburgh's most gruesome sites of torture. The Mercat Cross, for example, is a place where merchants would meet to trade but also where public punishments were carried out. Some of these were reenacted by not-so-willing volunteers. Other stories included the switch from slow, drawn-out hangings to quicker, more humane deaths (because the Scottish crowds became sensitive to anything
too gruesome but still wanted the option of watching someone's neck snap, of course); a botched hanging where a man took EIGHT HOURS to die; and the tale of a crazed man whose murderous ghost still haunts the city.
The second half of the tour took us to Edinburgh's underground vaults, and this is where the mice were separated from the men. Meaning we all found out there were no men on the tour group. Apolline and Niall led us from vault to vault, telling ghost stories by candlelight. I was way too preoccupied with the anticipation of someone jumping out and grabbing me from the shadows but luckily, nothing of that sort happened and the tour was actually really fun.
We had paid a few pounds more with our tickets, so afterwards we got to have a drink and listen to Apolline and Niall tell a few more ghost stories. It was at this point that things went south for me, as during the witchcraft portion I admitted to having two characteristics of witches (a mole or birthmark and occasionally talking to myself). Apolline latched onto this and accused me of witchcraft, explaining the many tortures I would be put through until I was finally drowned. Also, I picked the wrong week to paint my nails a dark color, because she saw them and shrieked, "Black nails! I
knew she was a witch!" (My nails were actually painted green, but I didn't think pointing that out would help anything.)
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Apolline holding trial |
After the tour was over a few of us stopped for a drink at The Beehive Inn which was surprisingly anti-climatic for a Scottish pub. We didn't stay long because we were tired already and had an early flight the next morning. I didn't even order a drink because I didn't have the heart to ask my wallet for more money.
On Saturday we went back to the airport and while the rest of the group continued on to Dublin, I caught a plane back to Bristol and a bus back to Bath. I needed to be back in town for the Bath Half Marathon, where I volunteered with the Cats and Dogs Home. I'm really glad I did it though, because it was a lot of fun. I met some really nice people who were running the half marathon for the Home and I got to hang out with some of my coworkers (who I love, by the way. They're all so nice and I'm going to be really sad to leave them come May. Hopefully they'll get their own post one of these days).
All in all, it was a successful weekend. Even though I had to miss Dublin, which I would have loved to see again, I'm glad I got to cross Edinburgh off my Travel Bucket List. I'm also glad I didn't hurl on one of Edinburgh's most beloved attractions.